Epic wake up time! It was some time around 7am and I shook my brothers bed to wake him. Spoilers I had not slept the night before JUST TO MAKE SURE I WOULDN'T MISS MY FLIGHT. As I gather what I thought to be the last of my things I jumped into my brother's car tossing my luggage in the back seat.
"Wanna get mcdonalds?" What?! McDonalds?! I didn't even know my brother still ate that. My brother the health dude asked if I wanted Maccers. Naturally I kind of wanted it, but passed. I wasn't sure if we'd get stuck in traffic or not. Also. Maccers not too healthy and I had a bag of green beans and cherries to eat.
The car drive has begun. 24 seconds in I have realised I have forgotten my watch, my sunglasses, and a phone number I wanted to carry. I turned around and just said, "We've gone too far." I took a small nap in the car. We were both surprised by the random traffic that occurred for no reason and end for no reason. No accidents. No merging. Just people woke up in their cars I guess. As I was dropped off we quickly realise that we could've gotten McDonalds... I'm sure he did after.
I am hungar... where are my green beans?! FACEPALM FAIL! As I remember that I took them out of my bag to wash them following by putting them in another bag. I just remembered I left them in my house. FML. Naturally, I got McDonalds. That whole "I want to be inside of you" advertisement must have been extremely compelling to people.
As I debated whether or not I should checkin luggage. 23 dollars sure made it easy to decide. OH NO!! MY OLD SPICE BODY WASH! =( Now I won't smell freshershist. Had to toss an entire bottle because of liquids rule. Sad sad panda. Isaiah!! HELP ME!
I knocked out on the plane instantly. No rapist. It was cool. Landed in Chicago. Sat in the airport for 4 hours. Met this really awesome mom. People are good people there. While I waited for my flight I obviously needed to use the restroom... SCREW YOU MCD's!!! hate you long time! But the restrooms here were crazy cool! They had this technology for the toilets. You know how you grab these toilet seat covers and lay it on the toilet? THEY HAVE AN APP FOR THAT! Yeah this machine that if you wave your hand over (sensor) it exchanges a sheet of plastic for a new sheet of plastic! Fresh plastic for your bum to sit on.
Then I flew to Rhode island.
And so begins my trip of the east coast.
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Picture courtesy of Michael Nguyen's Facebook.

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